- A man: I want happiness.
- Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
Hangover
- Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?
- Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.
Oh, you know what? Next week’s no good for me… The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it’s totally fine.
Alan Garner: What if Doug’s dead? I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.
Phil Wenneck: How’d he die?
Alan Garner: World War II.
Phil Wenneck: Died in battle?
Alan Garner: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II
